It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Padre fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for San Diego!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for San Francisco!" and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants."
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night."

© Copyright 2013 Biscaya. Be nice. Collect from

feedback

Theme Options

Layout Style

Color Schemes

Bg Patterns (for boxed)

Bg Images (for boxed)



微信带字意境头像最新版女生头像森系头像 凤凰身像大像是什么头像卡通男后面背影动漫头像双鱼座微信带字意境头像适合妈妈头像头像 凤凰身像大像是什么头像黑白男素描头像qq头像情侣欧美范一对两张照片美女冬季头像图片大全头像 凤凰身像大像是什么微信朦胧美头像美女冬季头像图片大全文字头像男士qq头像情侣欧美范一对两张照片qq唯美清新情侣头像qq头像漫画忧郁男动漫头像双鱼座动漫头像古代伤感qq头像带墨镜和帽子女qq头像漫画忧郁男头像黑白男素描头像qq图片清新帅气头像带字伤感qq头像女生背影动态动漫少女头像撑伞qq头像女生背影动态小孩 皇冠 头像图片卡通图片动漫头像古代伤感女动漫弹吉他头像故事讲述钟馗后裔钟北含冤而亡化作厉鬼,因为魔神祖先背景成为架空时代大塘的一名“阴司判官”。因家传宝玉与一千年后的子孙主角钟南跨越时空产生联系,能够被钟南召唤上身,成为钟南的“金手指”,从此一人一鬼的生存轨迹彼此交织在了一起。钟南、钟北以古今两代的宝玉本体为媒介,钟南帮助钟北在大塘斩妖除鬼、拨正乾坤。钟北帮助钟南在现代社会成就事业、匡扶正义。从此鬼成了英雄,人成了枭雄。古今两世看主角如此翻天覆地……五人跟着一个神秘老头,到另一个空间寻找失踪的父亲,“世界上那么多职业,你可曾听说过阴阳冥使?给钱的。” 自学会五行之术,五人便踏上征程,这段道路注定艰辛,太多颠覆他们认知的东西,是树中善骗的精灵,是身怀上古异兽之血的魅惑将军,是长相凶残的巨人,是擅长用毒养虫的怪人,是沙漠中能遁地隐匿的偷袭者,还是住在海里兴风作浪的美女蛇鱼。 经过重重考验又得到了什么?欣喜,绝望,背叛,心灰意冷…… 这命运该由谁来主宰,是隐秘强大的冥府?还是诱人心性的蚀心魔? “我想,大概是我们自己!”一个屌丝青年,一只哈士奇,误被醉酒的大仙砸死,醒来后发现阴间竟真的存在。去官府告状自己冤死,被打入大牢,这才认识到阴间的腐败,清廉的官只有那钟馗,可去告状的人却又多到离谱,只能摇号去告状。可摇到的却是十年。十年间,他却想到一个前无古人后无来者的大胆想法,就是推翻仙人的统治,从新治理阴间!于是暗中用尽方法招兵买马,待吉时,便去大闹天宫!(本小说为喜剧,不是恐怖类型的,阴间的都市生活。)“那个,学姐,我最近心里总是砰砰的感觉,请问我是不是得什么不好的病了?” “你说的那个砰砰的感觉,在哪里,对谁都是一样的吗?” “嗯,好像就是和同社团的前辈在一起的时候,有这种感觉……” “好!那就去告白吧!” “唉———”绝世神王,重生一世,修无上逆天功法,有神王传承记忆,偶尔指点一下那所谓的天下大师,随手收几个天才做弟子跟班。 “缺少功法?那很简单!” “没有丹药?容易至极!” “问题是,你跟我混了么?” 这一世,叶星辰注定要踏上那巅峰至强者,以强凌云,以武逆天。简介:生物博士萧剑波投身艰苦卓绝的抗日战争中,和日、伪、敌、特斗智斗勇,心思缜密、机智灵活。 从华北平原到巴山蜀水、关中盆地,周旋于错综复杂的环境中,谱写了保家卫国的英雄传奇。一段暗淡下去的历史,时光漫漫下有些阴郁,寻找永存着的那些牺牲与不朽。以“我们”的视觉慢慢来看看那十四年的不易。 我们只是简单的普通的我们,没有以一敌百的军事技能,也没有枪林弹雨中漫步的超人运气,将军们引领着我们填入一座座血肉“长城”,去掠夺中华民族的一丝生机。 那些年被我们啃死的日军,是否还记得我们留下的牙印! 那些年刺入日军胸膛的刺刀,是否还是那么锋利! 那些年我的兄弟,是否还有人记起我们静卧荒芜之地! 那些年率领我们冲锋的将军,是否还有人铭记您的杀身成仁! ——医郎高中才开学一个月后,高一七班的大家都平凡而和谐的校园生活被一个奇怪的黑色软件打破了,这彻底改变所有人的命运。。“肖舜,你怎么还没死!” “都是你个废物拖累我女儿,要不是你,我女儿早嫁入豪门了!” 入赘三年,受尽冷眼,肖舜饮酒轻笑:“师傅,你让我守护姚家三年我做到了!现如今,我要那群曾经嘲讽过我的蝼蚁,统统跪下!” 剑足够利,拳头足够大,才是真正的道理…… 方酒本是清苦知足,乐活安稳的一名少年,没有雄心野心,没有凌云之志。然而江湖上哪有什么真正的安稳。 风云难测,人心更是诡变。江湖险恶,三擎百教林立,有人径来直去,有人心术权谋。赤子少年如何在纷争中挣扎,是泯然众人,还是一步登天。 诸君,且观风云。
浪荡人生 凌枫传 洛洛历险记:无敌超速风 我脑海中住着一只鬼 新中医时代 穿越万界之开局只有打火机 我家女友真的超级可爱 覆灭诸神 巨兽风暴 器魂之路 神隐之城 雷狼之旅 鬼兵异传 我被仙门选中了 元宇宙之自由 红楼:我在贾府带妹修仙 百战封神 异界人才 靠送外卖变首富 御兽:宝可梦纵横世界 七月之火 扣扣霸气图片大全男生头像 秋季女孩头像图片 qq唯美清新情侣头像 动漫头像双鱼座 最新版女生头像森系 小孩 皇冠 头像图片卡通图片 qq唯美清新情侣头像 个性另类男生个性头像 动漫少女头像撑伞 微信朦胧美头像 微信头像遮脸 微信头像遮脸 日本军人动漫头像男生 秋季女孩头像图片 微信带字意境头像 动漫头像双鱼座 2017最新头像男生灰色 扣扣霸气图片大全男生头像 让女生看了伤心的头像 头像 凤凰身像大像是什么 秋季女孩头像图片 头像 凤凰身像大像是什么 让女生看了伤心的头像 qq头像漫画忧郁男 qq头像情侣欧美范一对两张照片 日本军人动漫头像男生 扣扣霸气图片大全男生头像 让女生看了伤心的头像 让女生看了伤心的头像 动漫少女头像撑伞 动漫头像双鱼座 适合冬季的头像女 头像卡通男后面背影 微信带字意境头像 qq图片清新帅气头像带字伤感 qq头像女生背影动态 头像卡通男后面背影 qq唯美清新情侣头像 qq图片清新帅气头像带字伤感 文字头像男士 qq头像女生背影动态 个性另类男生个性头像 动漫头像古代伤感 2017最新头像男生灰色 美女冬季头像图片大全 适合冬季的头像女 微信头像遮脸 qq头像女生背影动态 日本军人动漫头像男生 守护幽灵文字头像 亚星官网 亚星官网 亚星官网 亚星官网 亚星官网 登峰揽月 三国:无双 永道超然 至死不降 神话入侵:我在地球斩神明 亚星管理平台 亚星官网 万利游戏官网 亚星管理平台 澳门葡京游戏官网 女动漫弹吉他头像 个性另类男生个性头像 动漫少女头像撑伞 微信朦胧美头像 qq唯美清新情侣头像 扣扣霸气图片大全男生头像 qq唯美清新情侣头像 女动漫弹吉他头像 个性另类男生个性头像 动漫头像古代伤感 最新版女生头像森系 最新头像素颜 女动漫弹吉他头像 qq头像情侣欧美范一对两张照片 适合妈妈头像 最新版女生头像森系 qq唯美清新情侣头像 适合妈妈头像 动漫头像双鱼座 守护幽灵文字头像 微信头像遮脸 qq图片清新帅气头像带字伤感 头像黑白男素描头像 qq唯美清新情侣头像 让女生看了伤心的头像 适合冬季的头像女 qq头像情侣欧美范一对两张照片 秋季女孩头像图片 扣扣霸气图片大全男生头像 qq头像带墨镜和帽子女